Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."

Does your name begin with: S For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and are capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet. You like being the centre of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private and sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game. You take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous and giving, often selfless. You are kind natured and sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.

• What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Bill Gates: If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back .. I think we can charge her re-installation fees But tell her that she is also going to get an upgrade.

"True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away."

fuck is the only word that is referred as the F-word. It's the one magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

If love is a dream, then marriage is an alarm clock.

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? They make good paddles.

Why it's better to be a Woman! Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).