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There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

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"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

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I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

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"Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies."

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No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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Does your name begin with: Y You are sensual and very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating and romantic.

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Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!

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I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.

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