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It is because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until they speak."
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# Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
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ERP Functional Expert:
If you love someone, set her free,
If she comes back, map her into your system,
If she doesn’t carry out a gap fit analysis.
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"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
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What's the difference between women and men?
One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Chess players check their mates
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One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
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Suspicious:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she ever comes back. Ask her why
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• Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!
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• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!
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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
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"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best."
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