When god created the men he was only kidding

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

"If you love someone, let them go. If they return to you, it was meant to be. If they don't, their love was never yours to begin with..."

Ä Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....

• Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon

I'm glad friendship doesn't come with price tags. For if it does, I'd never afford someone as great as you.

FRIENDS True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere

Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.

"Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life."

# When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.