Why do men like masturbation?
Its sex with someone they love.
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In my dreams, we were never apart. In my dreams you kept me close. In my dreams you loved me the most. In my dreams we're always together. Might as well be dreaming forever.
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• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!
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If friends were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you forever.
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A true luv is there and always on ur mind
A true luv is never unkind.
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Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy
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Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one
replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"
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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
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"If you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend."
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
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"I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."
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