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The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.

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Q: Would a clever woman make a good wife? A: A clever woman won't BECOME a wife!

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I'd go through anything for you. Let's start with your bank account.

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Lawyer: If you love someone set her free Clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1, in the second amendment of the national matrimonial act clearly states that.

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A smile makes us look younger… while prayers make us feel stronger… and friends…? They make us enjoy life forever.

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• Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Dentists do it orally

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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Fifty years from now, I'd be so old I might forget you. I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget I once cared for you. I might… but I won't.

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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

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5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? A: A roaming catholic

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