• What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

fuck is the only word that is referred as the F-word. It's the one magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

"Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life."

Some friends are separated by time. Some are separated by differences. Some by distances, some by pride. But no matter how far you are or different we may be, you'll always be a friend to me!

What are the differences between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

A friend is sweet when it is new. And it is sweeter when it is true. But you know what? It is sweetest when it is you.

# If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

# Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.

# Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.