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It is because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until they speak."

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# If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

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A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed to be in a room but 5 came out, 2 have to go in so the room gets empty...

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Why it's better to be a Woman! Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

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"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

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MAN.SYS found execute GROPE.EXE (Y/n)

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MAN.ZIP: Funny program. Expect a laugh when unzipped.

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Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.

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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

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How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level? The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

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"Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies."

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