"When we are in love we often doubt that which we most believe."

Q:How do you know when men are about to say something smart? A:It starts with "My wife says..."

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend."

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi..... Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi..... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi.....

Ä Are you free for the rest of your life?

One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.