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What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

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"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."

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Suspicious: If you love someone, set her free. If she ever comes back. Ask her why

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What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use

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No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

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You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!

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When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

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I know how to please a woman. Then please leave me alone.

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# Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.

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• A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.

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