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Men are like horoscopes.... they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

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• Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear

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# Love is when a wife makes coffee for her husband and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman ironing his shirts.

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I want to give myself to you. Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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• FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! We got off the Titanic first.

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• Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination? Salman Khan is coming

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For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

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