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What is the difference between playing an English horn solo and wetting your pants? Both give you a warm feeling, but no one else cares.

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The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

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ERP Functional Expert: If you love someone, set her free, If she comes back, map her into your system, If she doesn’t carry out a gap fit analysis.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Mountain climbers like to be on top

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Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

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God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, I love my friend who's reading this.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Gardeners do it in the bushes

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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

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"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction."

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You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

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