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Never get involved with a married man -- you already know he is a liar and a cheat.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Firemen do it with a big hose

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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

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"Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it."

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REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!

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A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks for the bright lights of your friendship.

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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred.

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I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye.

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• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!

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Marriage is like a cage; those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

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