"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."
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Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
Wife: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "
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"We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together."
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The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.
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# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
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A smile makes us look younger… while prayers make us feel stronger… and friends…? They make us enjoy life forever.
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• Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Gal: To phir rehne do...
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• Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....!
Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?
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2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups???
A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
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• Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.
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