I'm glad friendship doesn't come with price tags. For if it does, I'd never afford someone as great as you.

Pessimist : If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

Why it's better to be a Woman! Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

Marriage is like a cage; those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

• Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....! Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?

I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.

No sex with anyone in the same office.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.