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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
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There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
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Ä Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.
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It is because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until they speak."
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure
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My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring
on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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• What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
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What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
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A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.
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