# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.

Haven't I seen you someplace before? Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

"Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever."

In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

Why do men like blonde jokes so much? Because they can understand them

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

An english professor wrote up on the board "woman without her man is nothing" And told his students to punctuate it. The males in the class wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The Females wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

Rhett Butler: If you love someone, set YOURSELF free, If she asks you why Say you don’t give a damn.

It is because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until they speak."

# Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.

• When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.