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Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.

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REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!

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2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups??? A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!

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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

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When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

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If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money

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"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."

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Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!

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# Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.

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The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.

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