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"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the
rules and play from your heart."
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Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.
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Hey, buddy, how late does the band play? Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer.
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"Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration
of another's personhood."
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If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money
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love: when your heart flutters everytime you see them.
lust: when your groin twitches everytime you see them.
marriage: when your wallet empties everytime you see them.
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Animal Rights activist:
If you love someone, set her free
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free
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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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Fifty years from now, I'd be so old I might forget you. I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget I once cared for you. I might… but I won't.
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• Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Bankers do it with interest
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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
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