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Why it's better to be a Woman!
If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
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"If you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend."
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Men are like computers...
hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
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"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky
would be in the palm of my hand."
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Love is a word composed of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.
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Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
Wife: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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My wife ran off with my best friend last week. Gawd, I miss him!
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OUT OF MY CONTROL
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
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What's the difference between women and men?
One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Ambulance drivers come quicker
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Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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