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What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That's what a friend is…you.

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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

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Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!

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"Don't forget to love yourself."

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What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use

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"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."

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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

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• When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free

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"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

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• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast? Boss:Wow! What? Ur eyes, sir !

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