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# God could have said magic words to make the nails fall off the cross, but He didn't. That's love.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

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"If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, She’s yours, If she doesn’t She never was. !!!"

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COMPARE FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

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Statistician: If you love someone, set her free If she loves you the probability of her coming back is high, If she doesn’t your relation was improbable anyway.

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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

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Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?

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Optimist:(love) If you love someone, set her free. Don’t worry, She will come back

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• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!

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I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.

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