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When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.

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May I have the last dance? You've just had it.

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• In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n [email protected], it's loss or profit? Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Landlords do it the 1st of every month

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.

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What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

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Isn't your e-mail address [email protected]

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• When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open

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Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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PRICELESS GIFT FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

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