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The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.

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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man.

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"To love another person is to see the face of God."

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Ä Why a man carryz his wife's photo in d wallet? COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!

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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

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"If you love someone, let them go. If they return to you, it was meant to be. If they don't, their love was never yours to begin with..."

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Gusto ko na benta cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko hagis, durugin at tadyakan ang cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko na panakaw to... lam mo ba? Maloloka na ko sa pag-iintay ng text mo... lam mo ba?

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A true luv is patient and understanding A true luv is never demanding.

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2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups??? A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!

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