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Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
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If you love someone, set her free.
*If she comes back and if you still love her. Set her free again.
Repeat *
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Chess players check their mates
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He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.
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The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down
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4. Q: What is the definition of innocence?
A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping
bags for mice.
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"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"
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If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.
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Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.
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Q:How do you know when men are about to say something smart?
A:It starts with "My wife says..."
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6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A: A tran-sister.
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I was never tired of this life and it's not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won't let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around.
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