Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like you late husband.' Wife: 'Who's gonna look?'

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

# Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.

Haven't I seen you someplace before? Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye.

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.