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3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.
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"Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?"
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"When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car."
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I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.
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# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.
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What is the difference between a saxophone and a sorority girl? You could eat a saxophone if you had to.
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# God could have said magic words to make the nails fall off the cross, but He didn't. That's love.
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Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
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# Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no.
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The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.
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It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.
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