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Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me?

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure

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"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Military do it on command!

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How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.

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"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."

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Most husbands don't like to hear their wives struggling with housework; so they turn up the volume on the television.

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"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."

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"Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies."

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