# Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.
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May I have the last dance?
You've just had it.
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Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the viola? It saves time.
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# God could have said magic words to make the nails fall off the cross, but He didn't. That's love.
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# Love is when a wife makes coffee for her husband and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Landlords do it the 1st of every month
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I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.
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What are the differences between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!
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What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
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One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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