I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.

# Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.

Somnambulist: If you love someone set her free If she comes back, it’s a nightmare, If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend."

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Waiters and waitresses do it for tips

"If you would be loved, love and be lovable."

"Blushing is the color of virtue."

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.

I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.