Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like you late husband.' Wife: 'Who's gonna look?'

COMPARE FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

Never get involved with a married man -- you already know he is a liar and a cheat.

"Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?"

"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

Optimist:(love) If you love someone, set her free. Don’t worry, She will come back

Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!

"I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."

Hey, baby, what's your sign? Do not enter. or Stop.

"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."

It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.