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Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.
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Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down
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ä You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar
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There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links out hearts together even if we walks separate roads of life.
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love: when your heart flutters everytime you see them.
lust: when your groin twitches everytime you see them.
marriage: when your wallet empties everytime you see them.
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ERP Functional Expert:
If you love someone, set her free,
If she comes back, map her into your system,
If she doesn’t carry out a gap fit analysis.
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Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
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A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I texted you, but it's okay because I got you.
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• Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Firemen do it with a big hose
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Detectives do it under cover
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# During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.
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