Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.

Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with kisses and smiles, given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life. Thanks!

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

Why it's better to be a Woman! We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

# Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

An MBA: If you love someone, set her free instantaneously, And look for others simultaneously

Never get involved with a married man -- you already know he is a liar and a cheat.