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Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
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What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
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2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups???
A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!
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If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week, get a lover. Happy till the end, keep me.
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Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!
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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
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Schwarzeneggers fans:
If you love someone, set her free
SHE’LL BE BACK !!!
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REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!
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COMPUTER
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
FRIENDS ALWAYS
In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
ANGEL FRIENDS
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
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A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.
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