A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief
was spending less than his wife did.
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Men who say they can see through women are missing a lot.
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The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
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Schwarzeneggers fans:
If you love someone, set her free
SHE’LL BE BACK !!!
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There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
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"Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever."
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Truckers do it on the road
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What's the difference between women and men?
One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.
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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
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It is better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
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I was never tired of this life and it's not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won't let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around.
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