A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

Lawyer: If you love someone set her free Clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1, in the second amendment of the national matrimonial act clearly states that.

"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

# There are two kinds of love Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them.

Does your name begin with: A You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints and you never pass any. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate, as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. You tend to be very selfish, and not very emotional. You and your needs matter most. Others and their feelings come second. Your choices aren't very good and can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied and egoistic.

# Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.

Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.

• Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear

"Blushing is the color of virtue."

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.