They say women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and smell bad. Q: Why don't men wear make-up and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and smell bad and *don't* know it.

"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do

Over possessive person: If you love somebody, Never set her free

Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.

Ä Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbours not!

Some friends are separated by time. Some are separated by differences. Some by distances, some by pride. But no matter how far you are or different we may be, you'll always be a friend to me!

• Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi. Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai. Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…

fuck is the only word that is referred as the F-word. It's the one magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.