• What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

"Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?"

Does your name begin with: A You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints and you never pass any. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate, as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. You tend to be very selfish, and not very emotional. You and your needs matter most. Others and their feelings come second. Your choices aren't very good and can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied and egoistic.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have? A: None.

# If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Mountain climbers like to be on top

Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.

Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.