A husband should never question his wife's judgement. Look whom she married!

What's the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.

"Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds."

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to tell him how much better they could do it.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.

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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a goodcook. But the law allows only one wife.

Does your name begin with: S For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and are capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet. You like being the centre of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private and sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game. You take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous and giving, often selfless. You are kind natured and sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.