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Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter.
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Stop.
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Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
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# I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.
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• When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open
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C++ Programmer:
If {you love(m_she)}
{m_she.free}( );
}
else
{
if m_she = = null}
m_she = new .she};
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Gardeners do it in the bushes
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Friendship is a gift that is fair in all things. It roots from one's heart and involves memories that stay not for a while but for a lifetime.
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You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
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Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali
Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali
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Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me?
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Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
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The number one cause of computer problems
is computer solutions.
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