"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

If you practice, tune, make a sound check, and sit down to play, it's folk music. Otherwise, it's bluegrass.

What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

C++ Programmer: If {you love(m_she)} {m_she.free}( ); } else { if m_she = = null} m_she = new .she};

7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

• Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination? Salman Khan is coming

"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."

I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.

# God could have said magic words to make the nails fall off the cross, but He didn't. That's love.

The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend

• Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination? Salman Khan is coming