Q:How do you know when men are about to say something smart? A:It starts with "My wife says..."

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links out hearts together even if we walks separate roads of life.

My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

• Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

What is a chord? Three violists playing in unison.

Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar

When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.

"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."

Ä Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...! Toh asli Ravan kaun??