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What is the definition of an optimist? An accordion player with a pager.
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What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
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# Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
We can cry and get off speeding fines.
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"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."
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• Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon
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I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.
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Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!
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Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don't have to retrain the cellists.
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A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed to be in a room but 5 came out,
2 have to go in so the room gets empty...
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"To love another person is to see the face of God."
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Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do
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