The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
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They say women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and smell bad.
Q: Why don't men wear make-up and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and smell bad and *don't* know it.
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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Detectives do it under cover
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My mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but by our friends. She would surely be glad to meet you and know how rich I turned out to be!
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ä Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in
my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !
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1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have?
A: None.
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• Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.
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