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A True Luv A true luve is something to know and feel A true luv is never unreal.

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Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"

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What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That's what a friend is…you.

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Why do so many fishermen own banjos? They make great anchors!

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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend."

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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast

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The nicest place these days is right beside your friends. Usog konti, tabi ako!

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What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

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"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

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