Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But you are remembered because you are so nice to remember. Take care.

"Blushing is the color of virtue."

A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt; short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."

If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I'm willing to cry with you.

MAN.SYS found execute GROPE.EXE (Y/n)

The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? A: A roaming catholic

A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.