Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
Wife: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "
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• Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Gardeners do it in the bushes
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.
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I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
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6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A: A tran-sister.
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What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman ironing his shirts.
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• A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.
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"Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it."
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."
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