I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye.
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
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• A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them?
They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'
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"My father always used to say that when
you die, if you've got five real friends,
then you've had a great life."
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Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?
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Does your name begin with: Y
You are sensual and very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating and romantic.
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"When we are in love we often doubt that which we most believe."
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7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred.
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You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
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