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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
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Ä If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
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You brighten my day, di ka naman araw. You light up my life, di ka naman ilaw. You make me smile, di ka naman bulalakaw. You warm my heart, di ka naman sabaw. Friend kita, yan malinaw!
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# God could have said magic words to make the nails fall off the cross, but He didn't. That's love.
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"So much of what we know of love we learn at home."
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"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the
greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls,
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The nicest place these days is right beside your friends. Usog konti, tabi ako!
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Detectives do it under cover
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What's the definition of a gentleman? Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.
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