"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Firemen do it with a big hose
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How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level? The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
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Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya
Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa
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What are the differences between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!
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"So much of what we know of love we learn at home."
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Schwarzeneggers fans:
If you love someone, set her free
SHE’LL BE BACK !!!
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"True friendship is like sound health;
the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? Root position cords.
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Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like you late husband.'
Wife: 'Who's gonna look?'
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