• Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain

There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links out hearts together even if we walks separate roads of life.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Frank Sinatra does it his way

Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "

When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

The third student to try it was the engineering student, who responded, "Well, actually, I'm not sure of your answer either. Let's see... 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is ..., 9 is ..., well if you approximate, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime... Well, it does seem right.

Ninety percent of men cheat in marriage. The rest do not marry.

C++ Programmer: If {you love(m_she)} {m_she.free}( ); } else { if m_she = = null} m_she = new .she};

An english professor wrote up on the board "woman without her man is nothing" And told his students to punctuate it. The males in the class wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The Females wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

The tri stages of how interested he is in sex... Age 25: Tri-weekly Age 45: Try-weekly Age 69: Try-weakly