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What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
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How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb? Only 1, but all the others gathered 'round will complain that that's not the way Earl (Scruggs) would have done it.
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred.
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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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Friendship is...
"Friendship is one mind in two bodies."
Mencius
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"Everyone hears what you say.
Friends listen to what you say.
Best friends listen to what you don't say."
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When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
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• Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
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Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy
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"Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration
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