A smile makes us look younger… while prayers make us feel stronger… and friends…? They make us enjoy life forever.

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? They make good paddles.

Friendship is a gift that is fair in all things. It roots from one's heart and involves memories that stay not for a while but for a lifetime.

I want a husband who is decent, God-fearing, well-educated, smart, sincere, respectful, treats me as an equal, has a great body, and has the same interests in life as me. Now I don't think that's too much to ask of a billionaire, do you?

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Why it's better to be a Woman! If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.

If you practice, tune, make a sound check, and sit down to play, it's folk music. Otherwise, it's bluegrass.

Why it's better to be a Woman! If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

The nicest place these days is right beside your friends. Usog konti, tabi ako!

Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.