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C++ Programmer:
If {you love(m_she)}
{m_she.free}( );
}
else
{
if m_she = = null}
m_she = new .she};
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# I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.
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Fuck as most words in the English language is derived from German.
The word "Ficken", which means to strike.
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"I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."
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If you practice, tune, make a sound check, and sit down to play, it's folk music. Otherwise, it's bluegrass.
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"Don't forget to love yourself."
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Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend."
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How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to tell him how much better they could do it.
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You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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A complex system that doesn't work is
invariably found to have evolved from a
simpler system that worked just fine.
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What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."
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