HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Bankers do it with interest

• When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.

God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, I love my friend who's reading this.

• Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain

Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN

Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.

• Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast

An english professor wrote up on the board "woman without her man is nothing" And told his students to punctuate it. The males in the class wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The Females wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."