A man finds his wife in bed with another man. "What are you doing?" he yells.
"See," she says to her lover, "I told you he was dumb.
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To err is human...to blame your computer
for your mistakes is even more human,
its downright natural.
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A friend is like a book that has to be read to appreciate its beauty. As such, you're one of the finest books ever written. How I wish you could be reprinted!
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When god created the men he was only kidding
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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business.
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"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward
together in the same direction."
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